look at this fucking stupid snake

a python was feeling extra selfish and decided to swallow an entire alligator.
shortly thereafter, this happened.fail.
yes, we realize you are quite a large snake but you typically should avoid ingesting things that are almost your exact same size, dumbass.

look at these fucking sloppy tits

look her boobs are all saggy. holy shit that's a human and she's nursing a monkey! that's fucked up! many humans won't nurse their own children of the same species, and this bitch is providing delicious nutrition to a primate. way to go, indigenous lady. you make most of the USA look bad.

look at this fucking cute rodent

eat all the broccoli you want, mister rodent, for you are fucking adorable.