look at this fucking courageous dog

this dog is missing half of it's limbs, and did it ask for a wheelchair?
no, it learned how to walk like a human.
win.
courtesy of a colleague and fellow animal enthusiast.

look at these fucking sloppy tits

look her boobs are all saggy. holy shit that's a human and she's nursing a monkey! that's fucked up! many humans won't nurse their own children of the same species, and this bitch is providing delicious nutrition to a primate. way to go, indigenous lady. you make most of the USA look bad.

look at this fucking boring meerkat

We don't feed you to sit around at the brooklyn zoo all day. Get up and entertain me you dick.

-sent from Motorola Droid

look at these fucking lazy cats