look at this fucking miserable ostrich

it can't even fly.
at least penguins can swim.
ostriches can't do shit.
oh they run fast?
big deal, so can a cheetah.
what now, ostrich?

look at these fucking sloppy tits

look her boobs are all saggy. holy shit that's a human and she's nursing a monkey! that's fucked up! many humans won't nurse their own children of the same species, and this bitch is providing delicious nutrition to a primate. way to go, indigenous lady. you make most of the USA look bad.

look at this fucking deformed goat

you disgust me, but apparently the girl goats think you're hot stuff.